you must like it in the comfortable cave of my stomach.
today, you’re like an unwanted guest… no matter how much i try to bore you, stare at my wristwatch and tell you i don’t have time for this, you won’t go away.
yes, you know i’m a polite person and i don’t like to yell… but let me tell you, i am really close to yelling at YOU.
so, consider this your last polite warning. if you’re not gone soon, i’m going to get the broom.
sincerely,
the annoyed landlady
